My sister tells me its been awhile...

She's right.

So here you are folks:

How do I tell you that I'm leaving

and it's over now?

There isn't really anything you can do.

You've got to see that this has been

coming for awhile,

and I just can't take it any more.

Let's face it,

You're almost worthless,

like a terrible disease,

like a fur coat full of fleas,

like yucky, fuzzy, rotten beans .

I'm sorry to be truthful

but this is so much harder for me

than I imagine that it is for you.

We've been together through oh so much,

but honestly I've been trying to

find the words to say this for awhile.

I've never been so lonely

as when I'm by your side.

I'd say that it's been lovely

but it'd be one, big, fat, old lie.

So, goodbye, mediocrity.

Let's not kid ourselves really,

It hasn't been that good.

Zai Jian, farewell, adios.

No use crying, because you're toast!

No more mediocrity.

No more settling;

You're second best.

Goodbye mediocrity

Hello whatever's next.